Here you go folks-Disney is in the wedding gown business now:
http://dcp.smugmug.com/gallery/2689824#142436970
I actually really like some of the gowns. I can appreciate good design. But I don’t know if I would want to be a Disney Princess. They got issues:
- Snow White: She will never live down the fact she lived with 7 guys at the same time. Can she really pull off a white wedding gown? please……
- Cinderella: dysfunctional family straight from the set of Jerry Springer
- Ariel: lovely girl but she is best friends with a fish and a lobster. has apparently lost touch with reality.
- Jasmine: Flying carpets and blue genies? This is your brain on drugs people.
- Sleeping Beauty: Dragon, pyscho stalker woman with a grudge to settle, and narcolepsy. A full plate of fun.
- Belle: Senile father, psycho stalker wanna be boyfriend, and the love of your life is a beast, literally. I recommend restraining order and therapy.
I am so gonna get banned from the Magic Kingdom. Bad bad hootie mac.
